We traveled between two mile markers in 18 seconds. Do the math.
Ok im wearing a joe flacco jersey and full stick on unibrow and hardly anyone else dressed up omg
Omg suz!! take the unibrow off
No! im just getting hammered instead
at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
Did you ever notice the eye of Sauron looks like Lindsay Lohan's vagina?
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You watched "From Justin to Kelly" and sang along to more than half of the songs. I didn't know whether to laugh or to be insanely frightened that you knew almost all the lyrics.
she tends to only attract lesbians and homeless men
gay flight attendant. racoons. kegels. bartender with missing teeth. too many birthdays. fucckk.
just go where the car takes you. fingers crossed its here with breakfast.
He went to WalMart with $30 and came back with a watch, a basketball and an engagement ring.
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Rick two cubicles down puked and that triggered three others puking into their trash cans as well. The janitorial staff hates it when we go drinking on a work night.
That edible kicked in right as I was upside-down on that rollercoaster. Fucking.mind.blown.
My move is emasculating men with my superior intellect and it's not as charming when they can't see my huge rack.
Do you think in an oreo forest they would have rivers of milk?
You waddled all the way home with your shoes in a construction cone. I'm glad to call you my Bestfriend.
I a very close black and white picture of my slightly erect penis and I blew it up put it in an art gallery for a show coming up and somebody bought it for 30 Grand!!!
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