Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
im holly from the hills drunk
dude, I'm listening to "I believe I can fly", i'm high, and driving. this is so amazing.
Just saw a british exchange student take a flyer for free dental care. Yes.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Seeing him suck some chick's face on VH1 wasn't exactly how I imagined the "we should see other people" conversation going.
You had already cockblocked me. The cops were just an assist.
They are making fun of natty and blackberries.
Tell them they are ugly.
I wish I still had pics from the prostitute I paid/dated
No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
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Too lazy to get out of my bed thats 2 feet away from you. Are you sure youre alright?
she got kicked out of the bar for shoving german chocolate cake in the bartenders face. we were there less than a minute
how do you ask an olympian for your underwear back?
Also I'm eating leftovers with a pair of bullet removal forceps (unused) because I don't have a fork.
I guess the wine stains on your shirt and the $2 vodka tonics you're sweating out just scream, "Welcome to DC, please ask me for directions."
Fair warning: I will be throwing corn dogs at you every time I see you this week.
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