porn star on stage now. Get unkicked out.
Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
He did the "not my house dance." Apparently it involves spreading cereal on the floor and then grinding into the carpet in bare feet while singing "not my house" over and over and dancing.
I dunno, but she kept buying me shots and asking me to go places with her. oh btw we're signed up to go bungee jumping Saturday
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Yikes. I usually have a 24-hour waiting period between sex partners. You know, like for a handgun.
I gave up. I'm crying over my notes. Oh, ya know, just another drunk finals week
So is there some kind of punch card you and I get to use every time we fuck a chick with a cast?
My walk of shame this morning would have been much less obvious if it hadn't been 6:30 in the morning and I wasn't walking through downtown Nashville in a Steeler jersey.
Tell the cops to let you through! Tell them you need to do drugs!
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sorry I blacked out our whole relationship
She had a toddler. It threw up and then some guy said party foul and put it on the porch. Going back next Friday.
Do you not realize that being Batman fulfills about 95% of my non-sexual fantasies?
He deliberately gets me high because he knows I fuck better and then I make food for two. I don't know if I should feel mad or proud of him for thinking that far.
There is a baby in my apartment. What the fuck happened last night?
I’m never getting home or fucked or eating hot Taco Bell fml
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