he poured tabasco sauce in my vag.. I'm still having a hard time going to the bathroom.
how do flat chested girls get laid?
I feel like I should limit myself to one meal prepared from a box per day
friends don't put videos of other friends on youtube puking on their professor on the first day
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Last night we looked at each other with an expression of "fuck I am so done being normal", took off our shirts, and danced around in our bras
Someone just told me I have an ass that could kill small children .... Don't know how to take that one
Zach is always passed out on the floor somewhere.face down in a puddle of his own absurdity
Dude. The amount of love and appreciation from a house full of stoners when you come home at 4 am with donuts is overwhelming. The kind of love to make Jesus have to work a little harder at his unconditional love thing.
Hah I guess I sent that to like ten people, along with another one of me sitting in a bath tub eating an ice cream sandwich.
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she is like a cock bee. instead of going from flower to flower she goes from cock to cock
I will feed you tacos. I will touch your butt. Happy Valentine's Day ❤️
Here's an unsolicited pic of my tits, because you almost died last night.
You're supposed to discourage my sluttiness not bring me hot Colombian men
i woke up on the couch at 5:24am, hangover, craving for some ribs, but i only had a bag of cheetos and a half empty beer. man what a breakfast.
The ass gains better be worth it
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