yo my bday is less then one week away. hope youve found another annoying candian i can lick dairy products off of. also sorry about your loss
Im rethinking drunk tuesdays. Also rethinking ovaries.
I'm scared. I feel like she's my mom and she just walked in on me having sex. Like she's "disappointed"
My dad just passed me a joint.. this is a turning point in my life.
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There's a difference between southern and inbred. She just doesn't know that yet.
took 4 advil with a shot of vodka, figure i'd try to save myself now
animal crackers drenched in taco bell mild sauce... surprisingly delightful
breakfast of champions
breakfast of stoners
I should work for the FBI. Or planned parenthood.
That's quite a broad spectrum. What did you do?
I'm beer bonging chocolate fondue. That's how my Valentines Day is going.
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blowjobs from left handed girls are noticably better than from righties. these are the most important things I've learned this semester
Well five day drinking adventure in appreciation of cinco de drinko under the belt, great way to start may
I slept naked last night on stolen pillows. I felt like a golden goddess.
Let's take a shot for every time we've said "I don't want to get that drunk tonight"
I mean, I let him sleep with me after we both ate taco bell sober... That's kinda like love, right?
I fucked her with a giant balloon tied to my dick. You tell ME how my night went
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