You don't get off work for this? I feel genuinely bad for you.
I'll have a beer when I get into the office. Yes, I hide beer in my work frige.
i don't remember it, but i know we had sex because my stuffed animals were facing the wall
Someone shat in the 1st floor west girls hall. Literally SHAT in the hallway
That's what she gets for taking his peeps.
I'm sober enough to realize she looks like a man, but drunk enough to do it anyways
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i just sat down and hooked up with this girl. after she left i called over another girl and did the same. this happened about four more times and i never left my chair
definitely fulfilled the lesbian status quo and fucked her in the back seat of my prius
You have dresses for different occasions. I need different men's dicks too. It's logic.
He leaned over in the middle of the movie and said "My dick's name is Juan". WHO DOES THAT?
I haven't seen her in ages, how is she?
Well I woke up next to her this morning so I guess I would say she could be doing better
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The EMT told me when I left the ER "I'd like to take off your pants again and inspect your package. Just not during a medical emergency..." We're hooking up tonight.
Points for getting a hot hook up after getting a shard of glass in your thigh. Almost makes it worth it.
You ruined me. I can't stop referring to everything outside as the "no-walls" ever since you showed me that video while I was tripping balls. My speech may be permanently altered for the rest of earth spins
stoners and superglue do NOT mix
Pandora was on point with the sex music tonight
they gave me money. the money smells like weed. also they gave me weed
I just took a shot before my midterm. Gotta keep things in perspective.
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