is it considered a "problem" when you find a pickle slice in your bed in the morning or is it like a "super-awesome bonus"?
Whatever, you were 10 deep and there was a hot tub. No judgment.
just jacked off with my ROTC uniform on. boy i feel like an american.
Remember in school when they told us our vag was made just the right size for our future husband? I must say I am enjoying trying to find that perfect fit.
Using your Catholic School education as an excuse for this? Why didn't I think of that?!
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You don't have to be drunk! I've licked your asshole before
So am I a slut for not remembering his name after sex last night or not recognizing him in the cafe today after he told me who he was?
Why did I just get a ziplock baggie labeled "2010" on it from you in the mail?
well, obviously he didn't fuck me for my strong moral fiber.
He wrote on the paper that he wanted a "Ptitty burreto" from taco bell...when we ordered it the girl paused and entered "Potatoe burrieto"....we laughed
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
he asked me to lick his asshole and I told him his girlfriend could do that for him
I feel like my body was put in a dryer with rocks set on permanent press.
My girlfriend is so strong now. Like on the one hand its kind of hot because she can pin me down during sex, but on the other hand she picked me up and carried me bridal style at the company bbq.
Every text my dad sends me is an AA mantra. Might be time to take a look at my life.
Twas still the Saturday before Christmas \nAnd it’s still fucking snowing\nAnd Steve wished he slowed down \nOn all the fucking drinking
You ate my ass why wouldn't I remember you
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