I was totally willing to let her keep giving me blowjobs as long as she didn't think we were in a relationship.
the fucking easter bunny is here. he just made 3 cups in a row. no one knows who he is..
She had her underwear around her neck. No one can tell me i'm a slut now.
If it's not soft enough to fuck on, then we're not getting the new rug.
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The only thing I accomplished today was naming the bag of wine I've been drinking
I really shouldn't be this use to hearing "YOURE THAT GIRL?!?!"
Drink a bottle I wine by yourself? Treat yo self
Try to make ecstasy cheese. Capitalize on the molly and greek yogurt trends. MARKETING
Never thought I would be taunted by little kids about my walk of shame
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GOOD NEWS I CAN BRING THE VODKA IN MY LUGGAGE
Your anal douche was on bathroom counter. Now it's in dumpster. Not ok. I am mad. Very mad.
It's whatever. Titanic is about to be on and we have wine, which is basically crying juice. Leo, Kate, and I will be having a lovely, pants free evening.
Turns out both me and my grandpa have a guilty pleasure for South American men.
I need to thank someone for this kid's penis.
We blew shit up to. With a cannon.
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