singing on the bus should be illegal
huh?
There's a group of like 8 white people in the back of the bus harmonizing to sugar we're going down
Get out of your relationship and into my pants.
Just took a celebratory "i havent slept with anyone in this bar" shot. yesssss....
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
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As a female I reserve the right to put my ipod in my cleavage because I have no pockets and not get judged by other girls right??
He makes me want to shower. It must be love.
I saw a crackhead in a ballerina outfit riding a bike while waving her hands and one leg in the air. Never seen such talent in my life
She's a freaking stalker dude, it's like having some kind of cartoon animal just following around everywhere
As long as you keep bringing fries home, i'll keep being naked when you get home
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All I remember is while we were making out M.A.A.D City came on so I pushed him off of me so I could rap along.
my morning attempts to try to have sex with him was interrupted by the passion of the christ parade going on outside my house
i accidentally gave my stepdad ketamine so id say it was a fun weekend.
He just got back from doing field research studying wild chimpanzees in the goddamn jungle. Obviously I fucked him.
Did I penguin dive down a hill last night?
Grandma said I got a good handjob. I think she meant manicure.
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