Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
wasted. watching meteors, awesome idea i ever had, see 2 for every 1 with ma double vision
no ping pong balls so we're playing beer pong with an ornament. you can't tell me that's not festive.
Just got off the phone with poison control. They're more concerned about our alcohol intake than that the beer bong was last cleaned with pine sol.
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The worst part of it is that he's not the first man I've fucked with 2+ chihuahua's.
Wedding update: no alcohol, 75% of people have left, no one is dancing, no single groomsmen, and it's 5:30. I'm going the fuck home to drink by myself.
the crazy preacher outside Willard just began a monologue that began with "when i look at a vagina." We should stop by there more often
Oh my god. He likes it up the butt. But loves womanly support. Omg. Its bad. Its bad. Ive had too much whiskey for this to be ANYthing except bad.
I'm pretty sure my lung is caught on my rib. And I can't feel the left side of my face. Best. Sex. Ever.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Just watched a guy get through airport security with a full bottle of captain morgan. In my head the entire airport cheered.
I'm covered in European cum. How's your day going?
SHE SITS THERE LIKE A DICK LIKE AN ACTUAL DICK JUST LIMP AND DUMB AND BLAH
I never forget a pussy, even blackout me gives me that memory.
Just got invited to a tree party by some random chicks. They're literally just sitting up in a tree with a handle of rum and a box of goldfish crackers and yelled at me as I was walking by...
I just recommended that the library purchase the first major hentai with tentacle porn. Really, I'm doing everyone a favor.
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