Doing final review now. Then epic shit. Then going to take it. Should start it be 1030. Done by 2. Drunk by 3. Hammered by 4. Blacked out by 5. Streaking by 6. Jail sometime after that
I dont know why I dont listen to you more often. He wont stop texting me. And his signature is "dancing with no panties on"
how's this sound. You, me a box of pink franzia and a night full of possibilities in your basemen. I'll be me. You be you. And we'll see where it goes
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
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He called his prostate his "boner button".
Adderal just makes me love life. I want to do so much. I just can't stop thinking about all the wonderful opportunities we have and how lucky we are and I want to make a difference in the world. I just have to reign in my brain and convince it that changing the world starts with a college degree, which depends on studying for these finals.
Remember when I peed in the trash can in the ATM room last night?
Never thought I'd say this, but thank god for my blackouts.
I literally put my pussy on his sideburns, it was awkward
There's a lil minaj in everyone
Just don't eat pie out of the sink. It's a real blow to the self esteem.
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You're invited to our X-games themed party. We have an ice luge and every time someone eats shit we drink. It's gonna be great.
We learned many a lesson today about drug use in canoes
I have a cat for love and a booty call for sex. What else could I need?
Does he know you were at a strip club taking shots of tequila right before you babysat his son?
I'm drunk and in a paddle boat and my friend won't quit yelling about pandas. Does this ever happen to you?
u better not lose ur virginity to a sugar daddy who doesn’t post a pic of himself to tinder
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