i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
is it mean to send ur x his condoms back because they are too small for ur new boyfriend?
Just beat my spinning in office chair record. Almost puked. Totally worth it.
the orgasm was like being thrown to the other end of reality, so getting a nosebleed from it wasnt too upsetting at that point
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I found a horn on the street but it's okay I disinfected it with vodka
I really wish I had added "blowjob on a slide at a playground" to my bucket list before last night.
In a shocking revelation, I learned that the Easter Sunday shit show happened not because of vodka but because my gay neighbor drugged me.
Just so you know, classy bitches change the morning after in a CVS bathroom.
My heart is swelling with pride right now. I fucking love you.
i was giving head the other day and thought of your all penis tastes the same quote and couldnt stop laughing
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I was too drunk to remember throwing up so i probably didn't learn my lesson
i woke up with fake boobs glued on my chest and a large black dildo on my hand. then i had to dress myself and walk home. people saw.
Nothing quite like the "I had sex you a month ago and now we're stopped at the same 4 way" wave
I knew how blacked out you were when you started doing that thing where you dance around and call yourself the Black Swan.
In what world does 'I'm awake' at 2:30 in the morning on a wednesday translate to 'let's fuck' in the span of one text? Where has the romance gone?
DON NOT, UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES WATCH CLOWN PORN.
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