you could tell him that chauvinism doesn't go very well with his gay homemade tank top
my mom is pro-life. I dare you to fuck me.
How long can I microwave pasta with a 20 percent alcohol content?
We got jeff a deep fryer for his bday. So far the count is two potatoes and your iPod.
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I'm still not a hundred percent.. I haven't shit anything solid in two days.. I have pulled my puker muscles and I can't take deep breaths cuz of other unidentified muscles/maybe heart attack
I was high and he had on a gorilla suit. Of course I had to take a picture with him
Your a disgrace to smokers everywhere
how many lesbians have to have their hearts broken before they realise I am not that kind of DJ
I was wearing my get used bookstore shirt when we fucked. Ironic yet appropriate.
Caleb has a beard comb now. Also I have a pube comb now too. May or may not be related incidents
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A bee came out of the shoe box and stung her. Even the insect community doesn't want her in those hideous things.
Everything I own smells like cigarettes and victory right now. The smell is never coming out.
I can't tell if I have the Pizza Hut shits or beer shits
The impromptu 'dance party' was just three white dudes flailing arrhythmically in the kitchen in absolute silence. Stone cold sober.
I think i should either cut my hair or buy a dildo.
Oh man I missed being single! Two different guys just sent me dick pics during my kid’s little league game.
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