wtf someone played my fucking brickbreaker games and lost i had ten fucking lives. ughhh
maybe you did when you were drunk
no way, i wasn't THAT drunk.
i can't believe i had my finger in that
You don't have to be emotionally available for a blow job.
when a 14 year old is judging you, you know you've had too much to drink
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"Shots" has been nominated for a grammy. Now all of the US has sunken to our level...
Its the little things i like about bein home like having actual toilet paper instead of subway napkins
Honestly, your dog is in better hands with that homeless guy.
Everyone in the office is in total denial. I asked my boss what he did this weekend and he said "nothing much." But I know we were both thinking about the orgy.
Tomorrow is Have Sex and Climb A Mountain Day. We have amazing dates.
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Remind me never to smoke before babysitting again. Ate an entire bottle of children's gummy vitamins.... not an easy thing to explain to parents.
so in case you needed a ticket for the Hot Mess Express, I'm the conductor now.
Is it too far to say to someone "you're useless for everything besides sex"
I guess daylight savings isn't a holiday we need to celebrate for three days...
His mom wants to come see the dorm.
Hide the whip.
Did I ever tell you what happened that night after he ran you over?
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