I'm afraid that if I tell my sister I think Zachary Quinto is gay I'll have to put her on suicide watch for the next week or so
And then I chipped his tooth because I got too into it. Helloo, single life.
Worst relationship ever. Keep in mind I've dated two married chicks and a Mormon.
Yea, remember to blow out the fire from flaming shots. Unless you want burnt lips. Just saying, I'm an example of ignorance and intoxication.
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I found them on a couch next to the sidewalk screaming at cars with a megaphone. Kevin chased the mailman with a jello shot.
let's be real here, you have a beautiful vagina. this kid is a doctors son. that's a remedy for beautiful rich grandkids. he is just trying water his family tree, and make sure he doesn't end up in some piece of shit adult home. go for it.
I just watched a guy smoke weed through a French Horn. He is my hero
Yea I've gotten enough hickeys in my life to know what I'd look like with a neck tattoo. I think I'm getting a neck tattoo.
As a 47 yo who just boned a 22 yo, it was definitely a walk of pride. She is a major feather in my aging cap.
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Nothing says "happy birthday" like a negative pregnancy test
Next year for Halloween you can be the sword swallower, with a penis shaped sword.
Did I tell you guys I was bisexual last night? I just had a flashback
I did this clutch move yesterday at the bar where I grabbed a plastic cup for water and discreetly threw up in it while walking around and then tossed it. It was my best boot and rally ever
we tried to make a drinking game out of 4 pokemon cards you found in a drawer.
Remember those neighbors I thought were FBI agents? Turns out they're DEA.
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