After watching Cinemax for a few months, real porn just grosses me out.
dude we were making out and she kept singing the americas next top model song. you wanna be on top?
not much just sitting outside his bathroom door naked eating cheetoes. You?
Nothing will ever prepare you for the moment when you are sitting on your friends bathroom floor with no pants on eating string cheese & pita at 2am.
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It was worse than that time I did shots of BBQ sauce and pierced my own ear with a thumbtack
I'm on the struggle bus
just ordered a number 1 at a fast food restaurant that doesn't have numbers
What kind of gift says: "I love you because you're my mom & I'm obligated to, but I don't like you" ?
His search history includes homemade sex toys and a plunger. I'm scared about what goes on in their place.
Did he seem like the type of guy that would maybe take weed as payment?
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I just quit my job so I could get dick this weekend. I'm pretty sure my need for dick is much more important than the customers' needs.
i think my cat just said my name.
He makes balloon animals that get you high? Hell yeah invite him over!
Roomies told me I showed up to my house alone with no pants on and burrs in my hair... I live in the middle of the city
I REALLY NEED TO STOP CELEBRATING THAT FUCKING HOLIDAY
I don't know where I'm at. But I'm pretty sure what I'm looking at is a small bear.
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