Sadly no. But I was pantsless when they came to get me. Which made me miss you...
just took a sink shower in Arbys bathroom
oh great. the only prospects for sex left for the night are douchebag in the ed hardy shirt & frodo-looking ass
fuck it... i'll be the lord of his rings
when i was 16 reading the aftercare instructions at the piercing place i wondered why they would ever think to warn me about getting semen in my bellybutton
then i met college
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bad to tell him im pregnant over fbook chat?
I'm high, and her 2,100 tagged pictures annoy me even MORE. I wish it had a google searchbar so I could type in "cleavage pics" to get to the point.
the guy was wearing a viagra shirt, i knew what i got myself into.
One guy got his nose broke and was playing with it. Then another guy was playing beer pong off his horse.
Sorry about waking up naked in your bed this morning.
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Hello my rib-scented angel!
He has a beach house and a Simba tattoo. Our wedding is next Tuesday, hope you're free.
Nice. I got home at like 3am.stopped at Walmart for a vacuum and weirdly a trash can. Not sure why high me last night needed a new trashcan.
It was kind of like hidden Mickey ears, but with dicks.
Nah leave him alone, he is at the strip club with his mom.
Can you get the dildos out of the shower before the maids come?
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