Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
im sure we could have fun without alcohol but i just dont wanna chance it...
after the first, "yea you like that baby", i quickly remembered why i had stopped having sex with him.
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How far into the semester do we have to be before it's ok to get drunk in between classes again?
On my way home from Vegas. Just realized my pants are inside out
There's a stripper banging on the door demanding to see you.
You would think the bank would reward me for getting my account down to 3 cents without overdrafting it.
I successfully convinced a drunk NDSU student that their school does not have a football team and another that they weren't in Fargo. I'm a dangerous sober shark in a sea of drunks.
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We get drunk and make out in different places. Is that what love is?
I'm going to stop at grocery on the way home. I'm CRAVING wine from a sippy cup. We have neither wine nor sippy cups.
I'm so excited you texted me but I'm way to high to process it
I need time to grow out my leg hair and not be sad anymore
It's just a friend who is recently single and I'm going to heal his broken heart with my vagina
I can tell that I'm high when listening to celine dion becomes such a life changing experience
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