I want to dip my vagina in sugar. Not only will it be sweet, but it will have a nice sparkle.
We got so high we made milksteak
Grandma was not a fan of the beer-can ornaments. Not "traditional".
It's a shame that I don't know his last name. Actually, it's an ever bigger shame that I don't know his first name
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His body is just chiseled out of sex. I would let that man do anything to my body. Including fuck me while my parents watch
I think you're too young for vagina rejuvenation but I guess you have never been one to listen. Sounds good! You bring the Percocet ill bring the vodka!
"what's it like being a dancer turned stoner" well, i can change the netflix using my feet mid bongrip, so there's that.
Are you doing that thing where you're convinced I made a terrible decision
Daily.
Last night she walked off and disappeared from everyone got home at 330 and said she went to the casino with her cab driver.
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Just realized I chose a bacon cheeseburger over sex last night
AND I HAVE A NICE COCK! A STRIPPER TOLD ME SO IT MUST BE TRUE!
That's too much drama for once a month dick... that's in-house dick drama only
Needless to say, I did not go home with him cause he kinda resembled a guppy fish.
You texted him 17 times. Asking for him back and sending random pictures of Jimmy Buffett. He didn't answer.
can you tell me why i woke up in a diaper and combat boots?
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