don't go home with that guy from jersey
i know, not worth the blood test
yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
airport. 106 proof japanese liquor. 4 little travel size containers. im proud to be smarter than the average american.
He got tattooed, peirced, and we're pretty sure he got rufeed by that fat chick. He was like a walking spring break stereotype.
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He is the one I "technically" lost my virginity to.
I feel like you never had a virginity..
Anything that comes outta your cooch is bound to be breathtaking
That could use a little rephrasing
Take off that red sweater and wear my vagina as a facemask.
We walked in and someone handed her an unopened bottle of jack with her name on it. She's like a drunken celebrity.
i just woke with half a bagel saran wrapped to my phone and a cookie in an envelope beside my head...
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If you sleep with him again I'll have you spayed
I can't hang out with this penis. I'll start thinking I like the person it belongs to.
Egg rolls and cum. Not my worst snack.
That guy I hooked up with in new york last 2 statuses are "I'm going to be a father, it's a girl" then "wow syphilis sure does burn" I'm legit scared... What has my life come to.
eating a weed cupcake with nutella on top at work. i AM a star!
I'm listening to a women in metal station and wearing a flannel. I may have approached peak lesbian.
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