That was rough. We had a 50% puke rate and 100% still drunk rate at lunch
If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
I didn't cheat on him. Cheating means finding out. I made sure he was at work first. After the guy left I got shitfaced just so nothing seemed out of the ordinary when he came home.
My doc was like ur only supposed to have 6 sexual partners..thats just one semester at college
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A 20 minute car ride back to your car with the girl u had drunk anal with is the most uncomfortable thing ever.
there are some nice people on this island. free ride free pancakes and they even prayed for us when they dropped us off
woke up this morning with a big mac and chips on a plate, coke in a glass and a knife and fork AND NAPKIN waiting for me in front of my computer. PORN WAS ALREADY PLAYING. I LOVE DRUNK ME
I should also mention that having been a sheltered child, I am conditioned to have serious kinks and find upper bodies of either sex attractive. And legs.
No more Raisinettes before sex. That's what happened. I just put it together
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Can we please get on skype for like 20 seconds so i can show you my penis and the spiderman temporary tattoo that is right above it
Dude he downed 9 shots of tequila, sang bohemian rhapsody with 3 randoms Wayne's world style, solo'd closing time, chased the hot bartender's dog all the way to main, tackled him, carried him back, hot bar tender hugged AND kissed him, then he does a jumping heel click and leaps into my car through the window. Next rounds free at the yeti. Needless to say your little brother is a tequila god.
Basically.
I just took two shots of Burnerts out of a ladle. Get here now.
Turns out Edward 40 hands and life-sized jenga is really hard...Didn't stop you from trying. How is your concussion?
His dick isn't even good enough to be this much of an asshole
That's when I realized I was probably naked in the wrong bed
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