I'm watching a show called "I didn't know I was pregnant" on TLC...Apparently this happens enough that there is a series
They were going around the house breaking things and screaming "Not my house!"
Yeah, half my ass was burnt and I was missing a shoe. I'm blaming you for the shoe.
I'm also 95% sure I had a conversation with someone on how hard it would be to jerk off with out opposable thumbs
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Just heard one of my friends say, "if you're trying to take advantage of me I really dont care. I just want this beer." ..
Just bought a waterproof mattress cover. Bring it on sophomore year.
I really wanna know when trying to grow up turned into try not to throw up.
I kindof just wanted to go downstairs and let his dad know how good his son was at sex
Update: it wasn't just our driver. This ticket confirms that the Royal Oak PD also found our behavior on the party bus to be "Lewd and Indecent."
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
i've been hiding in the laundry chute for like thirty minutes from her. not my manliest moment. but dude this is awesome
he wouldn't lick chocolate syrup off of me because he's vegan. most awkward shower ever.
This tiny Canadian guy just tipped me $20, a piece of gum, and a joint. I wasn't working. He literally tipped me for talking to him.
Omg this is like trying to sleep on a pile of ballsacks.
I caught a glimpse of his penis. I can only imagine what your mom's vagina goes through because of that penis
If all that ever happens between us is orgasms and dank memes, I think I'd be okay with that.
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