A hot woman with candy. This is what heaven is filled with
At what point in time did you decide the pot head with Taco Bell was more important than all your friends.
At about the same time you guys weren't burritos.
Her parties are sponsored by Valtrex. This might not be your best idea.
6 other girls and I took an ice cream truck to the bar when we couldn't get a cab. Best birthday ever.
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please don't fuck her on my bed i'm too poor for laundry quarters
He expects to fuck my tits but will ignore me in public.
So my mind was like YOU ARE TOTALLY GONNA MAKE IT TO CLASS TODAY but then my body was all LOL NO YOU AIN'T.
I was so drugged up it was amazing, I felt like a dinosaur "because I enjoyed spinach, and I got apple juice and only dinosaurs get apple juice" according to me the day of, and last night I felt like a rocket ship
Can we talk about the fact that a stranger is doing a line of coke off our living room table right now?
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I continue to impress myself. Also I'm probably pregnant
Omg there's puke under my pillow. Clearly I puked and tried to hide it. From myself. \n
My mom found my empty case that I hid in my room and just said "now why don't you be a responsible underaged drinker and throw it in the recycling" and walked away. I'm in shock.
I'm hungover and in a fort. And I hate you.
So many questions
Ben Franklin would totally be a furry.
You're smoking weed and checking Tumblr I take it?
also. when i get a car, the amount of space there is for sex WILL be a huge deciding factor.
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