Update: Discussing lingerie with my father. He likes sheer black things. Not into the colorful stuff I wear.
I tried to throw up out of my window but I forgot there was a mesh screen.
hes a soccer player too.. you'd think he has better penis eye coordination
She is sleeping in a dress because she's too drunk to put "real clothes" on
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Clearly he doesn't understand my need to be surrounded by cats at all times
On that note; HAPPY 21: THE SEQUEL from the back of an ambulance!!
Do I need to take a photo of my sister's enlarged and disgustingly dark nipples to scare you into protection? DO I?
I think we should go through the tsa checkpoint with raging hardons when we go through LAX. I think we should pass out some viagra to everyone
I have the starring role in a literal shit show.
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She's relieving herself in the laundry room. I'm really hoping there's a toilet in there...
Only you could go on vacation to visit family and hook up with a pro NFL player from Tinder
He fucked me for my Netflix login, I fucked him for his HBO login, and actually I think that's beautiful
So I came to the conclusion that who ever pour my ever clear out saved my life
It does not feel like it was just this morning that I had a penis in multiple cavities of my body
Is it too early to start looking for freshmen penises to corrupt with our liquor and yoga pants?
I was just wondering the same thing! Gotta be any day now
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