Nope, Im Irish and pissed with some drunk mixed in...therefore punching things is the best solution to every problem.
And. No one ejaculated on anyones face. This is all wrong
Coffee is gods way of saying go ahead, get absolutly trashed on weeknights, I got your back
you started crying about dinosaurs being extinct
that's why i woke up holding that dina girls hand
she's a dina-saur
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So, I just sold my textbook to have money for Plan B.
In case you were wondering, my scare crow is wearing your outfit from last night.
Nicole, you can't keep coming over at 3am wanting to build igloos.
just walked past the recycling bin in class, there's keystone cans in it. go cougs.
Finals week...the biggest cock block since your brother threatened me with a beer bottle at the bar.
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Tommorow.Eggs Benedict and surprise blowjob day
My radar detector detects ice cream trucks. I think it was made for stoners
Should I be concerned you put your last name in my phone as "danger"?
Once he bit me I drew the fucking line.
EVEN AFTER ALL THAT COMPLAINING... STILL NO PENIS
I got locked into my place today. You might be wondering if that was a typo... It's not.
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