do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
hahaha our party bus just died on the freeway and we're drinking in the center divider. i'm on the roof. i win
My professor just suggested making the state of the union more interesting by turning it into a drinking game. Brilliant!!
I don't know how much more of summer my liver can take.
i mean, i stole her boyfriend and beat her snake score on facebook within 48 hours. not her week.
I'm sweating so much right now i look like Whitney Houston
Look, I'm just saying, she looks like a troll and works indefinitely at a shitty Chinese restaurant, so me sleeping with her boyfriend is the least of her troubles...
Your mission, should you decide to accept it, is to pick up rum, beer, and cigarettes. Your holiday will self-destruct if you ignore this message.
Oh my fucking god that cat looks just like you after you accidentally took Ketamine
The important thing is that she is gone, presumably back to the depths of hell from whence she came.
I'm bathroom at buffalo wild wings
I think incapable of making pants work send help
We were in the uber and you were crying because you wanted to be an Olympic gymnast. The driver tried to console you and you just cried harder
My younger brother asked me "to stop fucking his girlfriends older sisters"
I got paid to fuck my boss for lunch. My job is better than yours.
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