Godddamnit i jsu woke up in oharee. My connecxtion left an hro ago. Thosse flight atttendants can DRinK
i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
I held his ankles while he hung off the top bunk attempting to get my pillow that fell off.
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oh, i've got big weekend plans. on an unrelated note, do you think viagra will work if the guy is roofied?
I left my pipe in my center console with a bowl packed when I took my car to the shop, and when I picked it up the weed had been smoked, but my oil change was only half price.
Whiskey??
It will be at least another 6 weeks before I say yes again. I'm bruised. I stole sex cards and a really nice pocket knife. I acquired a vial of my own blood. Talk about a yard sale...
I just figured out how I'm going to tie you to my bed. Hint: I may have to go to the auto parts store before you get here.
I was passed out in a bathroom stall. Of course im going to look like shit
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Well i would have gone to the bar but Satan decided to hold his rituals in my uterus.
Jager makes that raccoon appear... The one that shits in a basket in my living room.
Cocaine is ok on a cleanse, right?
You owe me a one night stand and a line. Possible an inflatable flamingo as well. And a caesar salad.
We told the cop that we were playing soccer, in flip flops, and 2:30 in the morning. It was raining and i had board shorts on. He bought it, lets go get drunk
I wore my old cheerleading uniform.. He came before I even touched his dick. Should I be irritated, or flattered?
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