He came through my line today and bought designer impostor perfume, just for men gel, and astroglide. I almost DIED.
last night i found where hot topic managers go to die after they get fired.
This is worse that I thought. He's playing violin for me.
I think we need to find a happy medium between fried food and dicks. This could end badly.
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JUST SAW MY DRUG DEALER SOBER AND GOING TO CLASS. This is weird, its almost like he's an actual student whio leaves his room...
After Thursday my breakup "don't screw anybody out of respect" month will be over and I will be set loose. My pussy is purring with anticipation.
sometimes i feel like my only option in life is to be drunk or be a cat. today i am drunk
I just threw up on the floor. And we're gonna fuck on the beer pong table, so keep everyone upstairs.
Ok now a guy in a winnie the pooh costume is grinding on some chick to the song shots
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Seriously my only wish tonight is to be at the club in a sombrero w my shirt off pouring tequila on bitches titties
Just got escorted to my 7:45 class by an old woman because I was too hungover to not realize I was four floors too high.
you guys just sat there and simultaneously smoked bowls staring at each other... it was like a bowl off or something.
Of course I'll be there. I never miss an opportunity to smell like cigarettes, cheap beer, and shame.
My mind's like "He's a sexist pig" but my uterus is like "YOU SHALL BEAR HIM STRONG CHILDREN"
I feel like we'd have a lot of fun being drunk at a dog show.
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