i wish i could "like" people's thoughts in real life like i can on facebook
you can....by speaking....
I found the other part of your tooth if you want to put it under your pillow
Do you think he woke up this morning, looked at you, and then regretted everything?
Dude, I fucked her last night with nothing but my bandana on. Like straight Indian chief style.
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I suppose I should wish you a happy one year of bumping uglies
Currently cooking 3lbs of bacon in case the power goes out bc if even one slice of bacon goes to waste then sandy wins
I feel bad for his balls. Ive never seen so much sperm. He had to be dying
Relaxed was like phase 1 of this phase 7 high
I just want to pat him on the head, bake him some cookies, and reassure him that, someday, he will get laid.
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dude, last night I won a real sword and a bottle of vodka in a cards against humanity tournament
God dammit everything I said last night about jungle juice being awesome just does not carry over into the next day
So he has moved up to a stage 5 clinger...Surprised he didn't try to lure you into bed with tacos, like he did last time
Yeah... akward. I don't want a round 2
You threw up everything but your ovaries.
After he came, he took a two minute power nap and then fucked me for another 45 minutes. He is a machine!
So I have a horrible yeast infection right now and I learned that Scott is cheating on me and now he has a yeast infection in his mouth and in his stomach a pretty aggressive one too. I believe the doctors call it thrush. Text me in the morning tell me what you think.
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