she's just sitting in a corner ripping all of the filters off her menthols
Just saw a guy from Kansas and a guy from Nebraska arguing over who had less of an accent. God Bless the Midwest.
I just found little boats floating in my bathtub....they are made out of white castle boxes, condoms, pickles, and corks. All the wine we bought is being used as the "ocean"....clearly we didn't drink any of the wine.....but I don't remember doing this.
I just scratched behind my ear and found icing. Fuck you.
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Also, just saw a kid in a gorilla costume being questioned by a boardwalk cop. I love ocean city.
Just puked up hair, tacos and vodka. Hello Memorial Day weekend.
Ha, I bet. You tipped the waitress like 10 bucks for a glass of water.
So my dealer asked me if I wanted to join his circle because we smoked so much this summer he thinks we're dealing
If I get there and all he has for my big valentines surprise is his body, I'm dumping his ass and posting his dirty pictures on a porn site so people can laugh at him.
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I'm straight up riding in the back of my truck in a bean bag chair right now. Feet propped up and four loko in hand. Glorious.
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
Why were u walkin around mc with a toilet bowl lid handcuffed to u and carrying a stuffed Teddy bear last night?
Are you alone?
No, but I have to leave him in my bed while I go on this date.
you walked 30 min all the way back to the dorms at 2am?
i was more bummed that i dropped all my skittles.
spent the night holding naked strippers up for keg stands and doing endless amounts of body shots. good game 8am final exam.
whats an extra semester when you've already been in college for 6 years?
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