It's not real sex if he's just convulsing inside of you.
im having a hard time not telling ppl about ur bathroom story
you'd be confused too if you woke up to pictures of a ghostbuster doing body shots off you.
And for your info. Don't pee outside with glow sticks. People will still see you.
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he told me he was watching a movie and he'd be over later and i asked how long. he said 8 inches give or take. you cease to amaze me with the guys you set me up with.
looking back it was a good thing we were too wasted to fire up the chainsaw
we cut her off and put her in bed but by the time we got back to the drinks she was already there shirtless. she's the topless tequila ninja
No. If I hated you would get none. Then I would eat them all in front of you and laugh at your tears. Although that hasn't been ruled out for entertainment purposes. Nothing purposeful.
Drinking a pint every 8 mins right now. Power hour aint shit.
Good luck
Trying doe a second hour and I.cant open my eyes
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Think of all the island guys I could have. Ah well.
You can not bait me into a "how Stella got her groove back" call and response.
I'm eating hummus off of my stomach right now.
Also-when I die, I want it to be with my arms above my head so that when rigor mortis sets in, my breasts are perky.
i texted "amiibo vore" to my insurance agent instead of someone else. do you think they'll raise my rates out of disgust?
She bruised my penis again. But, trooper I am we kept on going.
He said watch this and then went and tripped into a group of 40 year old women, now he's leaving the club with them.
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