You look like a girl that would like strip clubs
the jail released me with 39 mardi gras beads. I need details.
My goal for this summer is to make enough extra money to be able to afford the ticket for water skiing naked.
Everytime I walk into a bathroom at school that I've taken a pregnancy test in I get a little bit nostalgic....
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One of my other friends found me and the dog in the back seat of this one guy's car....I don't even know
My judgement was not "clouded". My judgement was in the midst of a fucking hurricane or something ridiculous.
There's a Russian guy here. In the bar. Drinking vodka. Wearing a trench coat and a hat and a mustache. Idk where the confusion is.
This is what my life has come to. Drinking champagne alone yelling at the dog because no one wants to hang out with me
So what's going on?
We hit boys town to get stupid. I mean invading Iraq stupid.
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I didn't realize how trashy of a night we had.
Welllll, you did eat a cherry out of my pussy. So I think that classes it up a little.
Some girl came up to us crying that she lost her phone and you said "if it's meant to be, let it be"
why did you put a dildo on the ceiling fan
the dildo had a suction cup and we had a ceiling fan what did you expect?
I found condoms in the back yard from you and your boyfriend. My house isnt a motel
Stopping for a booty call on the way to a lunch date... Bad form?
is it weird that i just witnessed the marriage of someone ive had sex with on multiple occasions?
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