So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
when she said she's going upstairs to put her "play clothes" on, I knew either she was a pervert or a kindergarten teacher. Either way, I wasn't going to leave. She's a pervert by the way.
I don't think I have ever puked up that much free breakfast in my life...thank god for Nickle Beers.
Well now I have my semen on her headphones
mom came into my room and asked to borrow some condoms. We have gotten to the point where it's not awkward anymore.
I just saw a group of 50+ year old women all wearing shirts that said "drink up, bitches" ...please tell me that can be us some day.
U have to come, I miss the sound of you throwing up.
8:30 every morning in the third floor bathroom we fuck in the handicap stall. You have your morning workout and I have mine.
WTF YOU SHOULDNT BREAK A SWEAT TAKING A SHIT. MY BODY HATES ME.
That was obviously his first time talking dirty. He called my vagina "pretty"
My fake id got more birthday sex than I've had in my life.
Hey in a lighter note I also nutted in that cheerleader too if she got prego there would have been a team reunion on Maury
Come to find out, there is a place where binge drinking and aggressive head butting is completely appropriate. In a mosh pit, Travis is just a regular dude!
If it goes near your penis, it should not go near the Hawks.
Summers almost over and we haven't golfed, got naked or had sex yet. Let's do all three in one day, no particular order.
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