I accidentally burped into my bong.
so pretty much your parents know your seeing a girl on the side, let her come over and just dont say anything to your girlfriend?
Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
i bought a pregnancy test with dimes. Is that trashy?
You just got cockblocked by Conan O'Brien.
i just successfully used the word "hymen" in a paper...welcome to senior seminar in lit.
At what point did we decide It was a good idea t have a wheelbarrow race in the parking lot?
First if all, whoever designed penis shaped ice cubes is clearly daring me to shove them up my vagina
Hey Im running from the cops. hiding in a bush. when you're approaching the intersection honk the horn twice and I will come out.
I'm the saddest girl in a tutu right now.
stuck in a tree...bring a ladder. also my arm might be broken. no questions are allowed.
I like to take my ritalin one pill at a time with each pill spaced out a couple minutes so I feel like I'm going super saiyan when they kick in.
I think she's going to be dangerous to drink with, but I'm ready for the adventure.
I have reverted to folding laundry while watching porn. how much sadder can my life get?
Could we try to replay the decision making process whereby only you and I bought and drank a keg this weekend? Because there were some fundamental flaws!
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