Best text conversation ever. Other than the one we had about using blood for lube.
I was amazed that you fell flat on your ass and still managed not to spill them drinks in your hands. Your getting good at this.
New first...just saw an entire family of homeless hitch hikers...kids and all. God, i love Oklahoma!
they just tried to tell me they weren't big into drugs. A) it was the 70's. B) I've seen the pictures.
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Theres been so much buildup for our genitals to meet, one or both of us is sure to be disappointed.
Remind me if I threw up on you last night or if that was just a dream.
Februarys looking very promising in the vaginal department
On a scale of 1 to 3, with 1 being the smallest and 3 being the largest, what size nipple pasty do you think I am?
Oh. My. God. Dad smoked a bowl. He's been playing cards...I just told a story and when I was done, he got really close to my face and very seriously asked me if he had cheese in his beard. I'm about to die.
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tried to chug a glass full of ice cubes. went better then expected.
It was his birthday and he drunkenly offered me Portillo's and diamonds in exchange for a snap chat of my boobs. Even sober it seemed like a good idea at 3 in the morning.
My throw up tasted like pumpkin, fall is right around the corner.
She was way too drunk so I dropped her off at her house and smoked a huge blunt with her mom.
It's barely past noon, how am I already talking about double penetration
Woke up with a grilled cheese in my hand, it was like god giving me a high five for the night before
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