Does it still count as a "walk of shame" if it's only 1am?
She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
I wish Facebook had filters like: Ivy League school, frat boy, straight, extremely wealthy, great in bed.. I would check all of them
Am i fat?
Well i wouldnt let you on top
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Last night you were talking while puking saying, "ahh the shoes and the purse, I'm gonna have to wash those"
There's a transgender game of twister in the basement...God doesnt want me to type this paper.
I don't think the car's salesman understands that I am about to vomit on him.
as she was beating the hell out of his ex, she screamed prison rules, and smashed her head with a beer bottle. I'm oddly afraid yet so attracted to her now.
Seriously, I am going to crawl in a hole, sew my vagina shut, and spit acid on any man that comes near me.
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Today I learned that when you lick a mans butthole, you get wined and dined at a nice french restaurant.
I'm 22 and I'm drinking hawaiian punch from a sippy cup. Everything is right in the world.
I had to replace her wine with red vitamin water. So if she’s alive, you can thank me
you bounced a quarter off my butt and it came back hitting you in the eye. karma, bitch.
so i went over to her house and we played crash bandicoot, ate calzones, and had sex all day. im in love.
Want to go to Victoria’s Secret? His fiancée is out of town and I’m going to try and stop the wedding with lingerie and lots adventurous sex
Absolutely! I love a good sexual filibuster!
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