i was like the pretty and slutty 8th grade girl who goes to a party, gets wasted, and ends up having sex with a senoir
details?
alcohol + bed + penis = sex
Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
If I send you a picture of the guy passed out in the bath tub, will u be able to identify him?
I got cut off for calling the flower girl a slut. What are you doing?
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I can't wait. Forget the royal wedding. This is the most anticipated hookup of 2011.
I'm going to go out on a limb and say last night was a success, also the neighbors are counting down the days until we move out.
Until this weekend, a man hadn't made me orgasm since the night Obama was elected. Now THAT is change I can believe in.
You better be Eskimo Brother-ing the FUCK out of tonight right now. Long distance 'balls deep' high five
My crowning drunk achievement from that night was donating $5 to the Obama campaign.
You're perfect
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Drunk me spoon fed everyone baby food last night.
I WOKE UP IN A FUCKING DOG BED HOW DO YOU THINK I FEEL
He started a convo with me by saying that we went to high school together and then recommended I try meth.
Strip club, what strip club did I eat a steak at? That's the appropriate question
If you keep giving me that glorious dick ill bake you some cookies
I have photo proof.
Girl, don't care. What's my rule? If I don't remember it, it never happened.
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