Just found a glow stick inside of my vagina..
With the amount of traffic your vagina gets, it was only a matter of time before someone threw a rave there.
i actually have a tan line from him holding my boob while we were sunbathing
Made a salesman quit his job, a saleswoman cry, and got a manager to half shout "fuck this"....successful drunk Christmas shopping
in the middle of giving him head in the backseat of my car he taps me on the shoulder, opens the door, throws up three times and then proceeds to tell me how amazing i am.
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If you were curious as to how many pounds of bagged marijuana can fit in the trunk of a 2010 Chevrolet Aveo, we now have the answer
I was getting sick from all the peanut butter I had to lick off
Stop bitching. YOU SHOULD FEEL BLESSED TO HAVE LICKED PEANUT BUTTER OFF OF THESE TOTTERS
My boss just sent an employee on an hour long paid break to pick up weed for our 'staff meeting' tomorrow morning.
In the wise words of Scar: "be prepared."
Do you think Scar was a Boy Scout?
the reputation of my dick game is on the line. You're killing the team, here, G
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I'm still a bit day drunk and decided to go for a run. You may get a snapchat of me vomiting soon
I gave my girlfriend a ring to celebrate our anniversary, she thought It was an engagement ring. Now im getting married and I don't know what to do.
Whenever a guy asks me why I like weird sex stuff, I just answer, "Catholic School".
I like to make sure they know it's casual by giving then a high five after sex
Are you texting me while pooping again?
I'm also playing fetch with the dog
short story short, i just screamed anal seepage in the middle of a diner.
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