Just kissed her with a dip in my mouth... She was either too drunk to notice or too cool to care
i swear i just saw perry the platypus. the fuck dude. i shouldnt even know who that is
Banging your ex-girlfriends best friend 3 days after you break up is like saying "fuck you" with feeling. I wouldnt have it any other way.
My bracket is officially just a list of teams that lost.
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No, he grudge fucked my ex so I wouldn't be tempted to get back with her. He is either the worst or best friend ever.
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
Dude, you were dipping oreos in vodka and asking people to try it, "It's so good!"
It would be like if I said I had the cure for cancer and my explanation was I like turtles.
I shaved my legs and got a bikini wax, I don't care what I take home as long as it has a penis
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Well after the shots I danced with a homeless guy, split my toe on broken glass, and had a 20 piece mcnugget. Who says postgrad life is boring.
Omg one of the midgets from last night just added me to Facebook.
the girl whose rug I peed on is here
Just walked in and got handed a drink. Good service
how did you set a fucking salad on fire????????
He also deemed that the fact that I couldn't log into Netflix was not an emergency. He's wrong.
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