I just got sparklers from my secret santa. Drunken sledding just got to a whole new level of dangerous
So my teacher figured out I made a drinking game out of her lecture. Once my drink was gone she let us out. Happy St. Patricks day class. Your welcome
we went to the store to buy cookie dough and conditionally went straight towards the booze
The National Anthem was on so I had to have a beer
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Monday morning margarita madness at ny house. Yes before wheel of fortune. Yes day drinking.
Between the hair pulling and the choking its its more like combat than sex
Sorry I have an "Operation Iraqi Freedom" fantasy
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
Whoever put the picture of my dad in the condom box is an asshole
trust me, you don't know shame until you're in a peacock costume getting CPR by random dudes
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WTF? Why is there a pic of my tits in ur dad's office?
Side note, i did some manscaping and now my farts sound way different
I just twinged a muscle in my shoulder trying to hug myself. In the world of loneliness-based injuries, this is a new low for me.
Back at condo with chick. What is the condom situation urgent response needed
that's what I'm here for. I'm literally just bad advice mixed with motivational sentences.
You can't say that. Only if you have peed on the side of the highway in daylight while signing Christmas songs can you say that.
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