that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
had a guy just try to take his underwear off in the middle of the bar w o taking his pants off. That kind of Sunday afternoon
He texted back and said he would hook up if he didn't have a test at 8am. It's really hard to be annoyed by how good of a student he is.
Yeah that sucks. That's why I stick to deadbeat sports management majors.
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I almost stepped in a homeless mans stream of urine as he was peeing. I love this city.
Imagine getting smashed in the dick by a basketball. A basketball made of metal. With spikes. That's pretty much what his dick looked like.
It looked like his dick was wearing an argyle sweater.
hey, being drunk and dumb is my thing. Don't take that away from me.
I've found my spirit animal. I'm a Snapple bottle. If you take my top off I'll tell you a fact about science.
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i chased my gummy vitamins with cold bacon, never say I don't take care of myself
Still drunk on my morning "run" which has turned into a walk. Just burped fireball
I just thought about how many drinks I had last night and threw up.
Hey I'm coming to get my gin do you want a good luck blowjob for your exam tmrw
dad is drunk and texting us pictures of bread
Just do what I do and listen to your vagina. She’ll growl when she smells good dick
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