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So I had sex in the woods... it was just as dirty as you'd expect it would be.. and not in a good way.
Did your girl go home? Did she have fun? Can we have our friend back?
I am making pancakes and watching Spongebob Squarepants. My life is a waste of youth.
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I know everytime I get my paycheck I'm like "I should probably renew my gym membership" and then I just buy more alcohol
You took my underwater blowjob virginity.
Well, we could've been at the bar taking a shot everytime my rash spread. But Noooooo. You had to go out with your non- girlfriend. Lame.
I look like i have multiple stab wounds in my foot and there are footprints from the elevator to my room. What happened?
Growing a beard is gonna make smoking a pipe look so much more majestic
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I spent the last 6 months operating under the assumption that I HADNT fucked a paramedic. I was wrong.
Let's just says his mouth writes a lot of checks that his penis just can't cash. Don't waste your time.
Okay so it turns out that my bf keeps a log of every time I sleep-fart. It's dated back to 2013.
You kept flirting with some guy while I was throwing up on the sidewalk, and I screamed YOU DON'T LIKE MEN
wait i saw you last night?
we found you ass naked on the couch covered in pillows.
momentary stint on a second floor library computer...guy next to me snorted blue adderall off his notebook through a cut straw, i cant tell if this guy is my hero or just plain crazy...
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