I'm in that stage of denial where I hope our kids have his nose.
You do realize that you broke up with him, right?
He came on my face and tried to draw out a smiley face because he said I looked like I had a bad day
I wonder how many times I can be hungover in one day
Seriously.......what do you have to do to get arrested in Vegas???
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all you kept yelling was "i'm bored and i'm sober"
I was giving him head and when I deep throated him he screamed out "Ohh, top ten!"
Someone shat in the 1st floor west girls hall. Literally SHAT in the hallway
That's what she gets for taking his peeps.
I've wasted nicer days than this hungover and dry heaving in bed.
Ripped as fuck driving to get a portrait of my cat tattooed on my arm
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Have a glass of wine with dinner they said. Your hydrocodone has worn off they said... NOPE
Never have i felt more judged than when i was throwing up in front of a hello kitty shower curtain at 5 in the morn
Based on the conversation I'm going to assume you didn't close the deal.
It started going awry when I fell through a roof.
If he brings home bacon, dont let him leave. Dont screw this one up. this may be our last chance.
just woke up with a trucker hat, half a grilled cheese, and popcorn spread everywhere. last night must have been good.
It’s a hundred kinds of wrong to do Jell-O shots at home alone. Right?
I support drinking alone. But Jell-O shots. That’s a game changer.
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