i was drunk at family dinner telling about my gay brothers sex ads on criags list
So Easter dinner for me was at 4:40 this morning where i made Bagel Bites and had a glass of Chardonnay
I need to keep friends like you around just in case hell grades on a curve.
you have a cum towel under your bed, you're the definition of single
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Well I tried to call you. I was convinced my body was made of wood. But the Xmas lights in my room helped
Rolled in at 3:30am from the strip club, with all the screaming I did, Siri doesn't even recognize my voice this morning,
I'd recommend you leave that level of crazy to the experts. I'd start with an under appreciated soccer mom if I were you.
if masturbating while stoned isn't called "weed whacking" then i just don't know how to live my life anymore
SUNS OUT COOCHY OUT
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Anyway. I unfriended all of these people like a grown up and I am never talking to them again
My sunday was babysitting three big, drunk, crying Swedes. Unless your day involved four or more giant drunk swedes I don't want to hear about it.
I figured if he was OK cheating on his gf with a guy, he'd be OK with me posting his number to m4m Craigslist Ads
Tonight was a total waste of a shaved vagina
I haven't listened to news as I've been having lesbian sex all night. Anything new?
No. I don't like you. I like your penis. Chin up. At least I like part of you.
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