Wish i knew that 10 minutes ago when i told him to dance with my blackberry while i got another drink
take it from a girl who woke up with a girl in her bed... you were not that drunk.
we are watching a video on ethics because somebody wrote "butt sex" on the attendance sign in sheet
First I must say that I am disappointed to learn that you knowingly have trashy friends with whom you've not hooked me up.
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It's annoying. I only date people who are 6 foot 3, drug dealers, or 2 years older than me.
Remember when I said "no boyfriend, no problems"? I lied. Tequila. Tequila is a problem.
The empty keg landed on my head. It's a good thing we already got shitfaced or i'd be a vegetable and the humor would be completely lost.
Dude made his own urinal by punching a hole in the wall and pissing in it rather than waiting in line. That is the stuff of legends.
Dude next time u fuck on our counters will u please let me know BEFORE I make lunch.
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I took a hang over nap infront of the door to my 9am class
I just wanted to warn you I have strep throat incase I gave it to that guy we both hooked up with on New Years.
Would you like season tickets to my vagina?
He peed off the roof and then we bonded it was beautiful
All I'm saying is the next time I see him naked, there better be something in it for me that doesn't end in bailing him out of jail.
Did you really just reference your penis in a pep talk? I think I may love you more now.
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