Keeping hand sanitizer and lube in the same drawer in the same size bottle = awful idea
Gotta love hanging with Nat. By the time guys realize she isnt going home with them, they've spent enough money and time to think I'm a good idea.
Then he complimented me on how excellent I was at breathing through my nose
What's the appropriate way to phrase "If you ever leave your wife give me a call. But we can still have sex periodically until then."??
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I'm so sorry man. Roger cartwheeled into a signpost and cut his face open. it was pretty messy so we all went into panic mode.
made the entire pub sing the british national anthem, puked, rallied, then peed in a telephone booth and have pictures to prove it, taking tourism to another level since 2012.
I will call him whatever I please, including flaccid dick on forehead guy but not limited to watermelon cunt head.
He sent me a picture; erect penis, cat in hand and no pants on. He got a boob pic for that one.
I feel as though sleeping all day due to the effects of prescription painkillers paid for by union insurance made this the most American day ever for me
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Her idea of a bathing suit is... well.. she might not actually even know what one is. I've only ever seen her in a pool drunk and fully clothed or attempting to get into a pool but tripping over her pants which are at her ankles. Drunk.
I'm doing blow on my fuzzy rug
Come join me
I just used a VHS tape as a plate for sanwich
Face washed and sleeping pill taken. Here's hoping for a more sex filled tomorrow.
I'll have to start mass sending dong pics to get the recognition I deserve
For someone who claims to be straight, she knows a hell of a lot about bi erasure, and one Hayley Kiyoko song too many
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