I think I'm going to go home and read The Bible.
he then started listing things that have been up his butt, never drinking in boys town again
I feel like I would bang a guy with a dick piercing just to say I have...like climbing a huge mountain or somethig
I truly believe that the solid foundation of any healthy relationship is a drunken one night stand so I can just get all the nasty shit out on the table
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Funny. I made out with his brother for the first time in a bathroom too.
..But I'm still alive. And thats the main thing
I'm starting to blur the boundary between reasonable senioritis and self-destruction. Somewhat-openly hittin the flask in 11am class
Would you be offended if I asked you to smoke a blunt with me while I pooped?
I walked from the hotel to the club with a pint of tequila in my boot. Poured some in a homeless woman's mouth when she asked for change. I've hit rock bottom.
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Yeah play it cool maybe put in a kissy face though let him know you're giving an invitation for his dick
My Captain America poster fell down. Cap is disappointed in my life decisions.
Swimming turned traumatic when grampas shorts slipped off..
Lady Gaga is doing the 1/2 time show. I hope it's gay and liberal as fuck.
Why didn't we pregame for this?
Because it's breakfast!?!
It was bad. U were calling my cat "kittiano" and playing her like a piano. Way too drunk my friend.
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