she was wearing a cheetah print one-piece and i slept with her anyway. big mistake.
If we went to a costume party as Batman and Robin I would go as Robin, that's how much you mean to me
just got off the metro to throw up and got back on like it ain't no thang
really making moves this morning i see
Thank god i puked near the cancer center. makes me look like a chemo patient
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I'm soaked in champagne. I'm eating oatmeal from mcdonalds tonight was glorious
You know just sitting here carrying on a conversation with a 5 yr old about why there is puke at the landing of the staircase
I hope I bought a crossbow. Also I need to not drink that much
U were yelling that I wasn't generous or supportive. Then you kneeled and said this weird prayer about the windows and doors of your life.
I own a halfway home for drunk girls, this is my life
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multiple people will be seeing my nips tonight. not mad about it at all
Also I've come to learn that "type" and "fetish" are different things. Apologies for earlier confusion.
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
He walked into me masturbating to a framed picture of Bill Murray riding a t-rex
Yah. I'm gonna lay you down and feed you grapes, except I'm gonna replace grapes for my balls
My bookbag can hold 30+ beers. They shoulda put that on the tag bc its a big selling point
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