The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
Is it sad I memorized the exact change required for a #7 at Wendy's?
By the way, her vagina was so tight i was worried that i would be stuck forever
You then began crawling around in the grass with a magnifying class saying you were searching for the magic school bus.
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He was taking the caps off the vodka bottles and throwing them out the window so we'd have to finish them. Engineers have the best logic.
Im deleting that text because its a possible ncaa violation
trust me. coming from a bonafide dirtbag, this dude is up to shady shit
There's a man with a stuffed dog and a can of dog food on the L. Should I break it to him?
Best not to. Some people need their delusions.
but how can he casually chat with my father 8 hours after asking me if i'm a screamer
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Are you coming down for 4/20 or does Easter kinda fuck that up for you?
I feel like it could help stop wars and begin world peace and the continents can unite for one Monday because chicken fries come back today
But what I'm actually thinking about is how everyone except me had sex on my bed this weekend and now I'm just sleeping in it with a 7 foot tall blue panda
He says it takes a lot to subdue the urge to just bury his face in my vagina. Of course, I have absolutely no problem with this.
Hey. You dropped and smashed your road beer in my store last night. Again. And this time you didn't even order anything. You just walked in, yelled "SWEDISH STYLE!" Then lost your beer, looked depressed, and left.
It's official! Naked girl is back and making stir fry. Still not sure she realizes we can see her whole apartment from our balcony. Cheap beer and a show.
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