I found a pair of size 15 female undies on my floor?? is that big?
i was so high last night while i was driving i felt like i was riding a bike with no pedals
I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
in the 'for' section of the check i put "when we got drunk and broke things". again im sorry.
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Seriously.......what do you have to do to get arrested in Vegas???
Well, McDonalds 'escorted' me out after I passed out mid-order
he told me he expects me to keep the fangs on when i go down on him. presumptuous, yes, but man after my own heart.
Cops said there's a crazy dude with a mask in my neighborhood. Don't get stabbed.
If he was naked that was me.
I just accidentally hit share on pornhub... Probably the scariest moment of my life
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Can I also remind you that we insisted on touching his mustache?
Well of course I remember it took up like 20 minutes of my night.
I feel like parents watching our children. You want to step in and help them but you just have to let them make their mistakes
I AM AT THE LOUNGE WHERE THEY FILMED THE LAP DANCE IN SHOWGIRLS....IT IS AMAZING
You were more fun when you didn't have morals.
Tinder in Coventry is like browsing a gallery of mugshots from Azkaban
I felt like I crashed a wedding. Everyone was dressed so nice and I was covered in actual dirt and a little blood.
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