seriously iPhone. stop autocorrecting all my fucks into ducks. you're making all my strong worded texts look harmless and adorable.
If your still trying to figure out the moment I stopped caring; it was the point in which you said "I really wasn't sure whose baby it was"
And then he told me he had the vodka, but he was still in line at WIC for the juice.
so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
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I'm writing my will in case I die this week, it'll be saved on my computer under: little 500 death scenario
he was alternating between taking bites of butter and bagel. he said it was easier than finding a knife
I'd say I should re evaluate my life choices, but I'd make the same decisions only faster and wearing a push up bra.
sooo what's the appropriate music to listen to after you find out the dude you been fucking, is legit married with kids...what genre is that?
Someone fucked up, the stop Kony day is on 4/20,
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He ran around the party with a broken foot/ankle with a gallon of Malibu yelling "it must rain coconut"
He ended our Skype call with, "I'm going to poop and then go play my ukulele in the park."
At the gym and this really hot trainer checked me out and was talking to his buddy about his workout. He then says "yeah man, like I'm doing so many reps- what's 7 times 7, 45?"
He was THIS close.
She was dressed as a banana and told me that I needed more potassium in my diet. Of course I went down on her.
lmao he sent me a snapped but i'm afraid to open.
i think i have dick pic PTSD.
I told you I couldn't sleep because of the speed and you rolled over and replied "shh. just pretend."
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